I “Cheated” on you, so what!!

 

Look, I know we have been together for just about 6 months.  In our time together, you have shown me a different side of life and the city we live in, it like you have lived here all your life. I must say, I admire your skills, you are very good at what you do.  I want to commend you on that stunning (pun intended) wardrobe, the outfits you wear to work every day don’t seem to change much, it’s almost like you have three favorite outfits.  I don’t mind since you have never asked me to buy you clothing.  You even come by on Saturdays as well, after hanging out with me all week long, but I always wonder where you go on Sundays and public holidays.  I assume you go to Church on Sundays and on public holidays, well, who knows.

 

Of course, trouble started recently when I discovered that you had developed a bad case of ringworm.  I drew the line there.  In as much as we have had a good relationship, you really do not expect me to continue this with you in this condition, I mean, who wants to catch a disea…er infection and spend time in the hospital. I have not budgeted hospital time in my plan for this month so please, you need to go to the hospital to take care of this thing.  Listen, I did do you a favor, I gave you some money you deserved and told you to go and treat it. I also asked you to call me only after you have been cured so that we can discuss how we can continue this relationship.  You took the money and you left.

 

Four days later you showed up at my house. …yes I looked out my window, saw you and thought to myself…”no you didn’t”.  You had to get all dramatic on me.  You arrived and ran into my other…well, the new person in my life, or should I say, the temp.  You blew your top, you said you could see I got another person to take your place….So?  You said it seems I don’t seem to need you anymore…Well, I told you to call me before you came back, right? If you had done that and not just shown up at my doorstep like a relative with bad news from the village, we would not be having this conversation right now. You basically told me that I could make my temporary relationship a permanent one…who was I to argue with you, your belligerence is unbecoming, I guess I don’t need you too, after all, who are you to tell me what relationships to keep temporary or to make permanent. 

 

I totally understand that you are angry that I “cheated” on you with another, but so what, your replacement as my driver is already doing a better job of driving the kids to school safely and me to work.   Seeing as you are already walking away, I will keep my dignity and not beg you to come back, and oh, while you are at it, please change that pink Tomie Billfiger shirt you keep wearing, the smell has stunned my nose into submission and long funked up my car!! Mstcheeeeeeeeeeew…...