Who wants to marry a Nigerian millionaire???

Welcome to our new and exciting game show.

The rules: Each contestant takes their place in the hot seat and get to ask a few questions of their suitors. At the end of the round, if there is a match, you get oil drilling in Ogoniland. The first occupant of the hot seat is Banke, a lawyer from Ife. Our first contestant is Segun who lives in Ibadan.

Round 1. Banke in hot seat.

Banke: Hi.
Segun: Hello.
Banke: So what is your discipline?
Segun: Finance.
Banke: what do you do?
Segun: I am a manager.
Banke: Segun, everyone in Nigeria is a manager, tell me something better!!
Segun: Well, I am a financial manager in Guiness Asset Management.
Banke: Where are you from anyway?
Segun: I come from Modakeke.
Banke: Ah, o ti o, forget it, please RMD, bring the next contestant(((

Round 2 : Nkiru in Hot seat

Peter: Hello.
Nkiru: Hi, so tell me about yourself.
Peter: I am a trader from Enugu and I go to Taiwan and Singapore twice a year to buy electronics. I have one shop in Onitsha and one in Lagos at Alaba.
Nkiru: Where do you have a house since you are all over the place?
Peter: Well, I live in Ebutte Meta so that's no problem.
Nkiru: Well, at xmas time, where would we spend xmas, in my home town of Mbaise or in Enugu where you are from?
Peter: Oh, you are from Mbaise? (He laughs a little) Chei, so you have not heard that if you ever see an Mbaise woman and a snake, kill the Mbaise woman first before you kill the snake??? Chei, RMD, I quit(..

Round 3: Aishatu Magaji in the hot seat

This round had to be stopped because Aishatu had already been betrothed to Alhaji Megida since the age of 12.

Round 4: Bisi on the hot seat

Bisi: Hello RMD.
RMD: Hello to you too, your first contestant is Emeka; Welcome.
Emeka: Thanks RMD, Bisi, Hello.
Bisi: Hi, so tell me about yourself, what you do for a living etc.
Emeka: I am from Oboiwu, I am an Investment Banker and I love to play chess.
Bisi: RMD, can I make use of one of my life lines?
RMD: Sure, why not, who do you want to call?
Bisi: I will call my mother.
RMD: Okay, Nitel and Multilink will both try to reach your mother.

(Multilink operator: We have Bisi's mom on the line.)
(RMD: Thanks.)

RMD: Mama Bisi, This is RMD here with Bisi who is playing to win a husband and get oil drilling rights in Ogoni land, she needs you to help her make her choice.
Mama Bisi: Yes, how can I help
Bisi: Mummy, I have Emeka here who is an investment banker from Oboiwu and I am definitely interested.
Mama Bisi: Does his father own a bank?
Bisi: No ma.
Mama Bisi: Do they own a factory?

(Nitel Operator: RMD, we are really sorry but all trunks are busy, please try later.)
(RMD: You've been very helpful, thanks.)

Bisi: No ma.
Mama Bisi: So he's a banker?
Bisi: Yes ma.
Mama Bisi: Omo Ibo ko, Owo Ibo ni, se ori re ope ni? Look, you better come home now and forget Omo Ibo, Seyi's father owns a bank, I want you to marry him. A person who works in a bank is a worker not a banker!!! (Hangs up)
RMD: So do you want to continue?
Bisi: No, I will quit now.
RMD: Is that your final answer?
Bisi: Unfortunately yes.

Final Round: Bunmi on the hot seat

RMD: Welcome to the......
Bunmi: RMD, lets not waste any time today, lets get on with it.
RMD: Aha....we are on schedule and .....
Bunmi: You are not on my own schedule oh, I need a man and I need him yesterday.
RMD: Okay, our first contestant is Tayo.
Bunmi: Is Tayo an old KC boy?
RMD: What does it matter?
Bunmi: I went to QC and anything less is absolutely unacceptable.
RMD: Okay, maybe we should bring IK, a lawyer now and an old student from KC.
Bunmi: Ik, Ik..., is that IK Benson?
RMD: Yes, you are psychic!!!
Bunmi: RMD, I will marry him, I dated him before and know all about him. Besides he went to Unilag too. Thanks

RMD: What a day, with that we bring an end to today's show, we would like to thank our sponsors, MULTILINK, NITEL and NAIJACARD.......A message from our sponsors.

This Game show was brought to you by NAIJACARD......


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