My Ex-

My Ex.
My ex-landlord is really trifling. She has refused to refund my deposit since I moved out months ago. Something about the cleaning they did after I moved. I have to say its not my fault that Mother nature decided to punish us in Boston and pour almost 5 feet of rain into the apartment. I cleaned as humanly possible. So now they have refused to give me my deposit. I have been to the office twice, called them numerous times but they refuse to respond to me. I am a broke graduate student and I am getting desperate. Can the lawyers among you help me out here, I actually had an idea. I though of going to Kmart, buy a gun with my credit card, go to the real estate office, Scream "show me the money", collect my deposit and return the gun to Kmart and have my credit card credited. What do you think.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
I know you must think, "here he comes again" but I have to tell you, this time it is true. I am here to tell you that there is conspiracy between Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and the church. Why else do you think Charlie goes to church every first Sunday of the month? It's the wine. What business does the church have serving wine every first Sunday of the month. At this point, I am surprised that Charlie has not discovered that catholic church in Cambridge that serves wine EVERY Sunday. Comon, why cant they serve orange juice and why bread? Did christ not say "Man shall not live by bread alone?" I say we get pancakes instead.
The church makes addict of people, sends them to AA where the addict has to pay to be in the 12 step program. A percentage of that fee goes back to the church. Every body benefits, the addict, the church and AA. No wonder Charlie loves to sing gospel this days. Remember that song "Every step I take." Well her is Charlie's version.
"Every step I take
Is for Jesus
Every Step I take
Give me more wine.


I WENT TO HARVARD
Sure you went to harvard but we don't have hear it especially at the bus stop where nobody cares. This dude is busy toasting a lady at the bus stop, telling her he was in consulting and he was going to see his next client. I personally thought that was odd that he be at the bus stop. I think highly of consultants and bus stops are the last place I expect to see them Anyway, home boy was busy laying his raps until he let it slip that his PhD degree from Harvard was actually a Public High-School Diploma from Harvard High School. Be wary of so called Ivy leaguers, you just might meet someone with a B.Ae (Breaking And entering) from Yale (Jail?).

Its All Good
My roommate and were discussing schools lat week when he let it be known that he was gunning to go to Harvard Law School. "You want to get a PhD from Harvard too" I asked. He said I didn't understand, To him, Harvard is like the Gucci of schools, (the quality makes it so) the Tommy Hillfiger of institutions (everybody wants it but can't afford it, the Tyra Banks of Education (uses everybody, takes their application fee and dumps them). He went on. He said it was like Toni Braxton, (everybody wants to get in but only a very few can) the Mobutu of countries (so much money and nothing nothing for the community). He even made a comment or two about the students there, that they were like Elizabeth Taylor - ( nothing about them is real) and like Rupaul (what you see is NOT what you get). Haba rommie, chill and you still want to go to Harvard Law School????? We decided to examine the two schools in the real Harvard that he was interested in and what they stand for and could only come up with: -

HBS - Homies Bull Shiting